Woody Allen quotes.

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.”

“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

“Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.”

“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”

“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”

“Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.”

“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”

“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”

“The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic. ”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. ”

“Eighty percent of success is showing up. ”

“Tradition is the illusion of permanence. ”