Steven Wright quotes.
All 3 quotations by Steven Wright in our collection.
“Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'”
“What's another word for Thesaurus?”
“I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.”
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