Lily Tomlin quotes.

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”

“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.”

“If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.”

“The road to success is always under construction..”

“Remember we're all in this alone.”

“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”

“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.”

“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”