Groucho Marx quotes.
All 7 quotations by Groucho Marx in our collection.
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.”
“The only real laughter comes from despair.”
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”
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