Ambrose Bierce quotes.

“Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.”

“Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.”

“Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.”

“Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.”

“Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.”

“Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.”

“To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.”